Anonymous
09/16/2021 08:38
Subject: Did Eleanor Holmes Norton release the Zebras?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/zebras-are-on-the-loose-in-maryland-but-del-eleanor-holmes-norton-says-she-didn-t-do-it/ar-AAOjmTW?ocid=uxbndlbing
Naturally, suspicion fell on Norton — at least according to Norton, who was described by her staff Friday as a supporter of freedom (specifically D.C.’s freedom through statehood) and an opponent of fences (specifically around the U.S. Capitol). Norton said she had been “enjoying quiet time at home with family” when the zebras went on the loose sometime last weekend.
“My alibi is solid, but given my career of fighting for statehood for the District, which includes years of explaining the importance of having consent of the governed, and given my recent opposition to fences, I can understand why the charge was made,” the release said.
This was so strange. This was a real actual statement out of her office. How cryptic and nonsensical.
I don't vote for her....
It was an opportunity to bring attention to statehood for DC.
Anonymous
09/15/2021 11:41
Subject: Did Eleanor Holmes Norton release the Zebras?
I loved it! Big plus for Norton in my book!Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I thought it was funny.
I'm with you. Some people need to set down the espresso and pick up a martini.
Anonymous
09/15/2021 11:40
Subject: Did Eleanor Holmes Norton release the Zebras?
Hilarious. Love her.
Anonymous
09/14/2021 23:07
Subject: Did Eleanor Holmes Norton release the Zebras?
So it was satire? It was so freaking weird.
Anonymous
09/14/2021 16:15
Subject: Did Eleanor Holmes Norton release the Zebras?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I thought it was funny.
I'm with you. Some people need to set down the espresso and pick up a martini.
+2, geez folks lighten up for goodness sake
Anonymous
09/14/2021 14:13
Subject: Re:Did Eleanor Holmes Norton release the Zebras?
Have they given up on catching the zebras? I think it would be great if they stay wild, reproduce, and in 30 years are as common as deer.
Anonymous
09/11/2021 22:12
Subject: Did Eleanor Holmes Norton release the Zebras?
She needs to be put out to pasture. Like the zebras.
In an attempt at humor, her office accidentally got a little too close to the truth.
In an attempt at humor, her office accidentally got a little too close to the truth.
Anonymous
09/11/2021 22:00
Subject: Did Eleanor Holmes Norton release the Zebras?
Too far of a reach (freedom, fences trying to link it to DC Statehood). Weak.
Anonymous
09/11/2021 21:47
Subject: Did Eleanor Holmes Norton release the Zebras?
Anonymous wrote:I thought it was funny.
I'm with you. Some people need to set down the espresso and pick up a martini.
Anonymous
09/11/2021 21:34
Subject: Did Eleanor Holmes Norton release the Zebras?
Anonymous wrote:https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/zebras-are-on-the-loose-in-maryland-but-del-eleanor-holmes-norton-says-she-didn-t-do-it/ar-AAOjmTW?ocid=uxbndlbing
Naturally, suspicion fell on Norton — at least according to Norton, who was described by her staff Friday as a supporter of freedom (specifically D.C.’s freedom through statehood) and an opponent of fences (specifically around the U.S. Capitol). Norton said she had been “enjoying quiet time at home with family” when the zebras went on the loose sometime last weekend.
“My alibi is solid, but given my career of fighting for statehood for the District, which includes years of explaining the importance of having consent of the governed, and given my recent opposition to fences, I can understand why the charge was made,” the release said.
This was so strange. This was a real actual statement out of her office. How cryptic and nonsensical.
I don't vote for her....
Anonymous
09/11/2021 12:57
Subject: Did Eleanor Holmes Norton release the Zebras?
I thought it was funny.
Anonymous
09/10/2021 21:26
Subject: Did Eleanor Holmes Norton release the Zebras?
I honestly took a second to figure out what was going on. Realized quickly that whatever it is it was very, very dumb and stopped. I still have no clue but it seems so dumb that I’m happy to remain ignorant.
Anonymous
09/10/2021 20:27
Subject: Did Eleanor Holmes Norton release the Zebras?
Haha nice work, Norton office. I was amused.
Anonymous
09/10/2021 20:19
Subject: Did Eleanor Holmes Norton release the Zebras?
Dumb article.
Anonymous
09/10/2021 20:14
Subject: Did Eleanor Holmes Norton release the Zebras?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/zebras-are-on-the-loose-in-maryland-but-del-eleanor-holmes-norton-says-she-didn-t-do-it/ar-AAOjmTW?ocid=uxbndlbing
Naturally, suspicion fell on Norton — at least according to Norton, who was described by her staff Friday as a supporter of freedom (specifically D.C.’s freedom through statehood) and an opponent of fences (specifically around the U.S. Capitol). Norton said she had been “enjoying quiet time at home with family” when the zebras went on the loose sometime last weekend.
“My alibi is solid, but given my career of fighting for statehood for the District, which includes years of explaining the importance of having consent of the governed, and given my recent opposition to fences, I can understand why the charge was made,” the release said.
Naturally, suspicion fell on Norton — at least according to Norton, who was described by her staff Friday as a supporter of freedom (specifically D.C.’s freedom through statehood) and an opponent of fences (specifically around the U.S. Capitol). Norton said she had been “enjoying quiet time at home with family” when the zebras went on the loose sometime last weekend.
“My alibi is solid, but given my career of fighting for statehood for the District, which includes years of explaining the importance of having consent of the governed, and given my recent opposition to fences, I can understand why the charge was made,” the release said.