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[quote=Anonymous]Maybe Vanished Darlings should have an uplifting, happy ending. I am a snarker but I have a kind heart and I'm a sucker for a nice, tied up with a ribbon - ethically sourced gift wrapping materials, though, darlings! - so perhaps one of the detectives on the case could be her person.

I'm thinking someone with the Jimmy Smits in SOA vibe. Maybe he could be a consulting detective from Hays County brought in when the bumbling, keystone cops that is Whitesville PD can't make sense of the "Case of the Year." Said detective is pissed that he has to deal with this "local Buda celebrity BS" but finds himself intrigued for some reason - I'll have to really noodle how this happens because right now Jane Capstitcher is really not very intriguing. He's hot, divorced, a dad, and more geographically desirable than Trevor. And, although he's a casual kind of guy, his wardrobe contains not one, but four shirts with - wait for it - actual buttons.

For now, let's call him Jason Ayala but I think we need something with more spice and sizzle in it because, after all, Jane is, among many other things, a spicy sexpert and unafraid to get super real with all the details. Jason will ultimately see something in Jane is likes - I mean, it could be just being alone too long and wanting regular s-e-x and someone to cook an occasional meal for him, and seeing the fact that she's a COOKBOOK AUTHOR makes Jason think "Why the hell not? How bad could a grilled cheese with potato chips really be?"

Jason doesn't put up with much of Jane's shit and since he is certifiably hotter and looks better shirtless than Landon, Jane makes the decision to stop dipping her head in bleach on the regular. But she still has to shill the FOCL + Able and whatever else comes along because alas, Jason Ayala, hot as he is, is on a public servant's salary.

Man, I really have too much time on my hands.

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