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[quote=Anonymous][quote]Influencer and book club curator Jane Capstitcher was at a crossroads: her two-year very public relationship with small-time actor Trevor Barrett had just been exposed as a publicity stunt. Her daughter Romy had recently moved in with Jane's wanna-be biker ex-husband, Landon, and his wife Trina, and her most recent self-help book, Darlings, I See You, was a colossal flop. On her annual "me trip" to Whitesville Vermont, Jane decided to check out a charming local bar and drown her sorrows in onion petals and sauvignon blanc while perusing the latest hot summer novel.

"Some quaint soul will surely ask me why I'm eating alone or what I'm reading," thought Jane, as she adjusted her statement ring and touched her coarse, bright-yellow hair for the sixty-seventh time.

The last person who remembers seeing Jane was a folksy local named Kevin. He noticed Jane sitting alone and was drawn to her glowing red complexion. He told authorities that he'd been about to approach her when she got up to go to the ladies' room, muttering something about how archaic Whitesville was for still having gendered bathrooms.

No one has seen Jane Capsticher since. Is it foul play, an attention-getting scheme, or simply hijinks and shenanigans?

All the answers lie in "Vanished, Darlings" published by Simon and Schyster in Spring 2025.[/quote]

I now think we are living in a simulation. Hoo boy, that is so spot on![/quote]

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