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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Any day now Jen will post a long post about how dear and precious and magical her upcoming MeCamp will be.  It’ll be some perfect, picturesque village with the dearest and sweetest locals with the dearest and sweetest little shoppes and eateries.  The local budding art scene will be just so dear and just so sweet.  Jen will go there to put the final touches on her latest “manifesto”, the one that goes there and “leaves nothing for the return home”.  Also, Jen will be visited throughout the MeCamp by the dearest and sweeter friends.  Oh, and also Tyler, of course.[/quote]

Exactly! The locals will LOVE her and befriend her. There will be no dining alone for her because wherever she goes, strangers will ask her to join them! Let’s not forget that when she goes to nowhereville, USA, the residents will immediately swoon because a real life celebrity will be in their midst! And then when Tyler joins her, you would think it’s JLo and Ben that have landed in this town! She’ll know to ask for recommendations to boost engagement on her social media. She’ll show a pic of her feet propped up and a book cover of a book she’ll never read because that’ll be an opportunity to plug that lame book club. She’ll screenshot some HILARIOUS texts from the kid who has been asked to water the plant. HILARIOUS!! She’ll pack her shirt that says Tylers and wear it. It’s also been a hot minute since she’s posted a pic of that chubby baby and talked about his delicious rolls, so that could also be coming soon.  [/quote]

So spot on.  Jen is beyond parody these days.[/quote]

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