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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]God bless them, life is hard, but DC is so full of this stuff I have to comment:

- brown, so much brown.  You think it all matches itself, but it doesn't.  
- backpacks.... There is never, ever an excuse for a grown woman to wear a backpack. Ever. I would literally prefer if you used a target bag as a handbag. 
- merrills
- big droopy breasts.  If they are cylindrical without a bra, wear a bra. 
- the greasy low ponytail.  Dry shampoo or a shower, it's not hard. 
- baseball cap worn with a ponytail without pulling the ponytail through the hole in the back. 
- too tight clothes that you are constantly pulling over your belly to adjust.  You gained weight?  So what, please
Just go buy a pair of pants that fit properly. It's okay, reAlly. 
- drop earrings that are clearly homemade or bought At a farmers market. 
- one cool or edgy item (it's usually a handbag) that is clearly borrowed or a gift because it's the only nice part of your outfit.  Or the only part of your outfit that isn't hideous.  If your parents or sister want to give you a freebee from Nordstrom, but a good bra, not a cool handbag, it doesn't pull your look together, it makes all your other clothes look like the shit they are. 
- women with size 11 feet wearing open toed shoes.  If your toes are the length of my fingers, please don't parade them around
- VPL.  Again, it's okay to gain weight.  But if you do, buy new undies. 
 
Flame away, but women of DC, you have options in life.  Never, ever, choose loose fit capris.  [/quote]

I am secure in my love for loose fit capris and wearing opened toed shoes on my enormous feet. Accessorized by my farmer's market earrings and my backpack. Frumpy and proud!
[b]Even I have never seen that many women in DC wear brown.[/b] [/quote]

There's me. I have a brown backpack purse. ;)[/quote]

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