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[quote=Anonymous]My neighbor growing up was... Oh my Lord, she was just SO HOT. She was around 25 and lived alone, worked in the city (or so we thought), and she had this gorgeous hair, great body, etcetera. It was like living next to Gwyneth Paltrow but in 1986. One time I was selling Girl Scout cookies with my sister and we peeked into her house. It was basically a mansion packed into a townhouse. Gorgeously decorated, ridiculously lavish, modern and sleek... My God, we were convinced our neighbor was some sort of Swedish princess. Ten years later my mom mentioned offhand that "[the neighbor]'s Japanese billionaire benefactor's gone bankrupt, so now she's living with her mother. Isn't that just wild?" So we had some sort of overseas prostitute receiving millions from a mysterious Japanese guy living next to us for eighteen years.[/quote]
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