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[quote=Anonymous]Dear Mrs. Smith

We are truly sorry for the passing of you beloved husband. The Hospital will take full responsibility for this misfortune and will make complete restitution for your loss.

Your husband was assigned to John Jones as his nurse. John is a caring and competent caregiver only wanting to give the best to his patients.
Unfortunately, his wife Sally Jones is forgetful and can't keep track of her key, can't be inconvenienced by having to wait for a couple hours and has a rather sophisticated palate that requires the most expensive Ramen meals available at $25 per serving.

Demanding that John satisfy her every need, Sally demanded that John bring her the key ASAP or "there will be hell to pay on DCUM".

This accident could and should have been avoided, but rest easy knowing that Sally Jones is now in her house and eating her Ramen.

Your husband gave his life for the good cause, so that other may flourish and avoid minor inconveniences that they themselves created.

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