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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]45 (he's 35), is a babysitter and bartender, lives in a studio and complains she can't afford her rent, has 4 birds that she includes in her n00ds, has an unfortunate skin disease where her nether regions and have her legs look burnt, has braces, and cries about her lost fertile years often.

Oh, also a very hairy bum hole that I sadly saw spread wide open with a zoomed in mirror pic while on all fours. Sigh.[/quote]

Nothing will beat this response. Close the thread!!! [/quote]

Pics of the hairy bum hole or im calling shenanegans. [/quote]

Ugh I wish I could share. My (ex)SIL flew into town after I found out (very empowering to have your husband's sister care for you after he obliterates your family) and we went out for dinner. A couple margaritas led us to a dance floor at a bar down the block where we were 10+ years older than everyone. A few beers later and I could no longer keep hairy bumhole to myself. I needed someone else's eyes to burn as badly as mine. So I whipped the picture out mid twirling on the dance floor and she LOST it. It was the most validating mix of deep belly laughter that eventually led us to real tears at what this furry bum likely meant for the future of our sisterhood.

Happy to share a mental image:
45yo who has been "run through" as the kids say.
Gold floor length mirror that hasn't been washed since prior to her last egg shriveling up and dying off
On all fours, bum to mirror
Bottom half naked, top half wearing a tattered was-once-white sports bra circa KMART 1989
Little green bird on her shoulder, oblivious to his mom's intentions
One hand reached behind, spreading cheeks, with bums wide opennnn (Creed voice)
Other arm awkwardly supporting the weight of self and bird, holding phone camera zoomed in to the deep dark forest
Miscellaneous stains pepper the dingy carpet, adding low class character to the scene
Neck craned, unsettling brace-faced smile a la Darla from Finding Nemo
Picture naturally evokes a pit in your stomach, an "unbathed toddler butt" olfactory hallucination overtakes your senses as a shutter runs deep down your spine and pieces through your revolted soul[/quote]
Is the ex still with Ms. Hairy?[/quote]

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