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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]If someone came to my house and said “give me your kidney and eyes now to save your own kids. Also, you will have no anesthesia during the operation.” I would do it without question. I would do anything for my kids.[/quote] Don't promise things you've never done and never have to do. It's tacky. [youtube]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UdbHiDnbhb0[/youtube] I would Chop off my head for you I just went off my meds for you I'd drink a bottle of crazy glue And lick a bathroom attendant's shoe I would peel you a million grapes And make a portrait using audiotapes Yes, I'll protect you from robots And futuristic apes [color=violet]Calm down, you crazy clown, what is wrong with you? Stop offering things that you'll never have to do Just take your pills, pay your bills, I don't want you dead Why would I want a boyfriend who doesn't have a head?[/color] I'd eat a pile of glass, pull my heart out through my a** [color=violet]You know what you could do for me? [/color] What, baby? [color=violet]The dishes and the trash, let's take that tango class Then watch Lifetime TV[/color] I'll shop at Target with you Buy you tickets to Dave Matthews I'd go to brunch with your book club friends I'll tell you that you're not fat again[/quote]
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