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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]When I was still single I used to walk around my apartment naked in the early morning from the time I woke up until I took my shower and got ready for work, usually about 15-20 minutes on weekday mornings, longer or even all day on weekends if I didn’t have to go anyplace. One morning I was in my kitchen still half asleep, making coffee and emptying the dishwasher totally nude as usual. What wasn’t usual was when I realized after about five minutes that I had never closed the kitchen blinds the night before. To make matters worse, it was about 5:45 am in the winter, so still completely dark outside, which meant I couldn’t see anything out there, but anything out there could certainly have seen me under the fluorescent overhead kitchen light. I closed the blinds and figured what are the odds and shrugged it off. About an hour later, I leave to walk to the metro, and a couple I knew who lived straight across the parking lot in the other apartment also happened to be leaving. They just said good morning and both gave me this sly grin, which told me all I needed to know.[/quote]

I walk my dog in the morning and can't believe how many people are naked in front of their windows.[/quote]

I know. I was always so careful to make sure the blinds were closed in order not to be one of those people, but that day I certainly failed.[/quote]

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