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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Start quietly putting butter in everything he eats or drinks. A lot of butter then after a few years of this suggest you both take up jogging or wait for the next heat wave, grease the roof and send him up there to check for animal incursions. Keep feeding him artery busting foods, repeat with the increasingly strenuous activities. Maybe throw in some marathon shagging sessions. Repeat until he keels over. When he does only pretend to call the paramedics. Sit back and graciously accept the sympathy casseroles sure to follow. When the heat cools, collect the insurance, sell the McCraftman and move to FIJI. Take a lover and breathe.[/quote] Great plan! I know my husband is living until 100 though. [/quote]
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