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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Mamma Mia
Legends of the Fall

The only movies I’ve ever walked out of. I can’t explain it, I know people loved them. Legends bored me to sleep (and then I woke up and left) and Mamma Mia made me so embarrassed for the cast that I wanted to die.[/quote]

I’ll preface this by saying I have face blindness, and it’s hard to tell the difference between actors.

I started watching Legends of the Fall at home a few years ago on my day off. I got busy, realized I wasn’t focusing on the movie enough to follow it about halfway through, and stopped it thinking I’d come back to it. The next day, I saw it was on a different channel, figured out how much I’d watched, and turned it on that far in. Nothing made sense. Anthony Hopkins had disappeared, so I figured he died. His brother seemed different, but it was hard to tell for sure. And I thought he had two brothers but maybe one died. There was a war or something so sure. Plus it’s old timey, people died a lot back then, whatever. And Brad Pitt looked different, but maybe I missed a time lapse. Then he’s calling Tom Skerritt dad, and I think he’s a preacher, and I know I wasn’t paying attention the day before but maybe Anthony Hopkins was his grandpa, not his dad.

Yeah. You probably already figured out I switched to A River Runs Through It the second day. So I saw the first half of one Brad Pitt movie about brothers and the second half of a different Brad Pitt movie about brothers, and didn’t figure it out until near the end. IMO, both movies sucked, but I'm not sure they’re the worst movies ever.

I hated Contact and Interstellar. Gravity was just awful, even though I love me some Clooney. It was like a one woman introspective journey through space, finding a way to battle her demons and overcome anything the universe could throw at her (literally and figuratively), solving problems by being smart and hallucinating. It insists upon itself.

Signs really took the cake though. Aliens who are mortally allergic to water come to a planet that rains water, has water on 2/3 of the surface, to consume beings that are 70% water. Nope. A Quiet Place was equally dumb but significantly more enjoyable. [/quote]

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