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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]In regards to Hello. I once sent a large email out as part of my job at JP MORGAN to entire company. Was a very important email. The average employee all in with benefits makes around $60 an hour. So it costs $1 dollar a minute to read the email. Or $350,000 per minute.

We drafted it in a manner so it could be read on one blackberry/Iphone screen, no scrolling down.  Each scroll down would cost us a lot as the email costs the company $6,000 a second.   We then bolded and font adjusted the few important words and sentences. Got it down to something you could read in around 5 seconds bringing cost down to $30,000.

Unless you are sending out emails to several hundred thousand people in a  highly paid company a Hello is fine   [/quote]

I guess you lost the knack for brevity since that email. [/quote]

I did it was stressful. I also had to do a SINGLE Powerpoint slide to explain a project that had 250 people working on it for one year. In detail one slide. They drove me nuts. It is way harder to write like that then just go on like I am doing now [/quote]

How do I get this job!?!?[/quote]

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