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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]DS: Tyler
DD: Anna[/quote]

You are the DH. Your wife chose these names because she said all your suggestions were so bad, she actually thought you were just fucking with her. You wish Tyler were more athletic than he is. You do not believe that Legos count as a sport. It disappoints you that he is quicker to cry than other kids on the playground and you fear he will be a total beta when he gets older. You are fond of Anna but just don't know what to make of girls so you tend to leave most of her raising up to her mother. Your wife never lost the last 20 lbs of baby weight but to your credit, this doesn't bother you. You have regularly scheduled sex on Friday nights. On the one hand, you appreciate knowing you'll get it once a week but on the other hand, it depresses you that you now have to schedule sex. You make a real effort to choose meaningful gifts for Christmas and anniversaries but your wife always returns them. You briefly considered opening an Ashley Madison account just to look around but never got up the nerve. A part of you dies inside when, on the weekends when you run errands as a family, you have to drive your wife's minivan with the family stick figure sticker on the back. Part of the dad stick figure's arm is peeling off and nobody seems to notice. You could really use a beer right now. [/quote]

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