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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Michael
Katherine 
Peter
Caroline[/quote]

You chime in on the Beauty and Fashion board about under eye concealer and anti-aging cream, and were disgusted with the whole "no women should be wearing capris" thread, as it was casual Friday and you had on your new capris with the margarita glasses and palm trees on them that you paid a pretty penny for last summer in the Outer Banks.  Michael doesn't call as much as he used to now that he is married (inter-faith ceremony with a rabbi and a priest, don't get me started on how much paying for that open bar cost you) and Peter is finally on his own after paying off his student loan debt while living with you, even though now he and your husband are not speaking to each other.  Katherine, not Kate (she is in her 30's and the Kate Middleton craze was not yet upon us) is causing you great angst by not using her Literature degree and staying home with Eleanor and Lucy.  Caroline, the youngest, is still in college and just will NOT friend you on facebook so you can see what is really going on in that sorority.

Your marriage is strong, still going at it at least 1x/week with your deceivingly muscular husband (you just would never guess what a bod he has going on under that suit!) and you are just hoping Caroline doesn't get pregnant before marriage.  After all, your mother is still alive (don't get me start on how much her assistive living is costing you)[/quote]

Seriously where is this mom?  I work all day, get home and run to the computer to see how close I am, and am left hanging.  Quick, someone with these identical kids names throw me a bone here.  This is the one I'm most proud of, too!![/quote]

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