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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Simon
Elliott
Maya[/quote]

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You are a nice Jewish family living in Chevy Chase.  You are originally from Westchester County NY, so really wanted to find an environment that supported a good thriving Jewish community.  You met your husband Bruce who was from Rockville, but you didn't think Rockville was good enough, so you moved to Chevy Chase.  Although Bruce is Jewish by birth, his family is pretty non-religious (although they do celebrate Passover and Hanukkah).  You are now part of a conservative synagogue, but you do most of the observance for the house.  You and the children keep kosher, but Bruce does not (not all the time, at least) and you have to fight to keep him honest about which sink and dishes he uses.  But he tries hard.  And he's a good father, when he helps out.  Simon is named after your late father who ran a delicatessen in White Plains for many years.  Elliott is your little tasmanian devil and you're not sure if you can handle him upcoming bar mitzvah.  Maya is your little princess.  Your latest fight is about whether to send Simon to New York for Yeshiva high school.[/quote]

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