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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]My son is 25, is still breastfeeding & cosleeping. It is starting to get in the way of my professional life & my marriage. Any thoughts?[/quote]

It's almost two years later and your son is 27?  Have you been successful in weaning him to a sippy cup?  If not, do you nurse in public.  If so, where?  My husband lives for a glimpse of breast.   [/quote]etc.

Oops.  I forgot to ask--I know you're busy with son but am looking for wet nurse for quintuplets, age 1, 2, 3, 4,5, 6, 7, and on the way.  Would you be interested?  If not, is anybody out there interested?  Pay is negotiable but no housekeeping, Must sit  and watch TV (comcast, Verizon, Inter Galaxy, we have it all) while nursing.  Husband will not be home during day and sees his mistress every evening when he is not playing golf on weekends.  If he is home--no need to worry as he lolls on sofa, drinks beer, belches, passes gas--he and dog--falls asleep, snores and drools, again he and dog.  Must live in--no nightly feedings as children pass out after drinking dregs from his nightly 32 cans of beer.  It would be truly wonderful for one of those Portugese or Brazilian wet nurses to would apply so they can teach husband all their sex tricks.  MIL is not a problem as she is always passed out.  FIL is great--actually father of all my children.  He is Philadelphia Main Line but had Portugese nanny who used her wiles on him.  KEEP AWAY FROM HIM, he's mine. [/quote]

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