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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Hannah, Emma, Isabella[/quote]

You're 44 and have been with your DH since just after college, thank god, since you couldn't even imagine dealing with the dating scene past age 30.  You have a lot of self-confidence and tend to come across as a little exclusionary - after all, if there's a new mom at the playground, and you don't already know her, then how could she possibly be important in your world?  You have a lovely home (you're a SAHM, of course, although you do plan to go back to work -- in marketing --when Isabella goes to 1st grade) and you shop at Whole Foods.  You used to go to Old Navy but honestly, the clothes there have gotten so trashy.  You drive to the Cape every year just before the 4th of July and stay for 2 weeks.  Your brother is a lawyer and has 2 children.  You like your sister-in-law, but there's a little too much competition between the two of you.  You do a holiday photo every year that includes your golden retriever.  The girls used to wear matching Christmas dresses but last year you finally had to give up and let them wear non-matching (but still holiday-appropriate) dresses.[/quote]

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