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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Simon
Elliott
Maya[/quote]

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You got married around 30 and a couple of years later Simon showed up.  You dated your DH in college, or shortly thereafter, and he's a nice enough guy.  He is on the boring side though, so you really enjoy your nights out with the mom friends you've met.  You work because you're the primary breadwinner and, although you like the job, you wish DH would bring up some slack.  Elliott is a handful but he got into the same language immersion program that Simon is in, so you will no longer have to be doing drop-off and pick-up at three different locations next year (although DH could've helped with that but that's another story for another thread).  Maya is the little girl that you're glad you had.  DH didn't want a third but you insisted and now you have your girl.  You're not full-blown crunchy but you are the kind of mom who cuts her hair quite short, wears capris, and appreciates a job that doesn't require heels.  Your kids are massively into Legos, as is DH, so your house is covered with Lego men and Lego creations.  Maya is not a Disney princess girl and is kind of catching on to your newest movement: anti-GMOs.  You and she go through Whole Foods together, both working to ensure that the labels indicate that the tortillas and nitrate-free hot dogs match the list you downloaded from the anti-GMO blog you read everyday.  She's only 4 but she's a great reader!  You drive a used Odyssey that you bought at CarMax and it is in desperate need of a detailing.  [/quote]

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