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[quote=Anonymous] I'm a really, really, really, educated nanny. 16 online degrees in all. The lady of the house keeps asking me to do my job. She only pays me $25. an hour. What does she expect, babysitting? Good lord, what will she ask for next? I'm just so jealous of her. What I really want is to steal her husband and live her life. But her husband thinks I'm trailer trash. He told me so. He told me not to look at him, apparently he is afraid of catching an STD. Gosh, can you really catch an STD from someone looking at you? I wear really skimpy outfits. I don't know why my employers hurl when they see it. I mean really, violently vomit while saying something like "act professional......more clothes....please....BARF!" Gosh, they are so annoying. Do you think it's my nipple rings? [/quote]
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