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[quote=Anonymous]I saw your nanny at the playground. She has dark hair and blue eyes. She left your child alone there. You see, a big wind came and as your nanny was opening her umbrella, the wind swept her away as she sang, "Just a spoonful of sugar..." I quickly reported your nanny for child negligence to Child Protective Services (CPS), the FBI, the CIA, and the police. They are all on speed dial on my cell phone, of course. Your child with dark hair and dark eyes then skipped away with a monkey singing, "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go..."[/quote]
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