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[quote=Anonymous]I'm not sure what came over me. After dropping of DC in my fancy private school in the Maryland suburbs, I stopped off at that "adult" store in the heart of downtown Bethesda to see what all the fuss was about. After awhile, I said, what the hell, went in, and picked up one of those multi-speed you know whats. As DH and I have not had sex in a decade, I couldn't wait to try it out, jumping into the 3rd row seat of our newly purchased Sienna mini-van minutes after closing the carriage-doored garage of our Bethesda McMansion. Boy, did I get my money's worth. But an odd thing happened. Just at the climax, I shouted out not my DH's name. Not anyone's name, really. A private school. And not our fancy MD private school. Beauvoir! Does this consitute cheating? Is their any conceivable way I can mention this to the Beauvoir AD as a concerete expression of my sincere desire that DC get in next year? [/quote]
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