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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]OK here goes- I saw your nanny(well, I think it was your nanny because the grown-up had dark-hair, wore light up shoes and spoke only Swahili and the child she was with was blond, blue-eyed, still an embryo and yet had been accepted at Sidwell Friends), dressing the child in a Marc Jacobs bikini when it was -13 outside, texting with her pimp when the child was crossing 495 near Georgia Ave without appropriate supervision. When the child complained about tire tracks all over her new swim suit, the nanny smacked the child with a stalk of celery, threw him into the trunk of her '03 Land Rover, proceeded to lecture the child about Scientology(I was able to overhear all this with my touchscreen Blackberry) and obviously headed to the mall to shop with the unhappy America's next top model in tow. WWYD, WTF, should I call my DH, or my BFF or my S(shrink) to help me deal with this on the way to my mani/pedi assumed to be applied by an Asian person( and if it isn't, I'm contacting my lawyer-hey any excuse to call my DH and complain is a good excuse)----grades, please.[/quote]Hey, I thought this was pretty good-B-[/quote]
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