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The original intent for all charter schools in the District of Columbia was to close the achievement gap. Now, it's just a free-fall for all who choose to venture into the PCS arena.

And a way to self-segregate. It's problematic.

Which is really why the Maria Montessori Machiavelli School of Misspent Monies is an excellent idea.

In seventh grade, we will drop all the kids off at random places on the beltway, armed with pocket knives, one live chicken each, and a bicycle. (DCPS has them, so why can't we?) Each child who makes it home (or at least to an exit ramp), will be promoted to compete in a Battle Royale on the National Mall.

Only having one child left for eighth grade will make all of this economically feasible.

Right, but segregation by real estate values is so much better.[/quote]

Your child, congenitally lacking humor, would quickly be abandoned to die by her peers in the Battle Royale segment, in favor of saving the funnier children first because they make much better television. [/quote]

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