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[quote=Anonymous]When I found out that ALL 5 of my quintuplets were accpeted to the top 5 most elite DC schools I remember exactly where I was and what I was doing (and how much I weighed).

My beautiful family and I were flying back from Vail on our largest plane. As always, my husband was in the back with the stewardess and I was in the front with the pilot.

I got a call from my butler saying that the mail had just be delivered and we had SIX very think envelopes waiting for us at home.

"Six!?!" I shrieked (as quietly as a could so my quints wouldn't notice my precarious position with the pilot). How was that possible when we only had five perfect children? (the other two are ugly so we leave them at home).

I demanded that the butler bring those letters to me immediately! We arranged for the butler to board our other plane and meet us in Illinois- so we wouldn't have to wait to find out the good news.

As soon as had those letters in my incredibly thin, pale and immaculately manicured hands, I knew that my life (and the lives of five of my seven children) would forever be perfect.

Funnily enough, the sixth letter was to inform us that our prize-winning toy poodle was the ACTUAL winner of the Westminter Kennel Club and not that silly looking Banana Joe mutt.[/quote]

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