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[quote=Anonymous]I'm the garage, wherein your DD will find all sorts of interesting items you ordered online that weren't what you'd thought they'd be, including: • the 64-oz size of powdered coffee creamer you ordered for when your lactose-intolerant friend, George, stops by (you weren't expecting it to be so BIG!) • what you thought was going to be a 12-pack of Pellegrino that was, in fact, 12 12-packs of Pellegrino ("that's a gross, dad, you ordered a gross of sparkling water") • a restaurant supply size jug of chili flakes that "looked smaller in the photo" • the extra four pairs of pajama pants that arrived because the "add to cart" button was indeed functioning properly and, it turns out, you didn't need to hit it several times to get it to work • boxes and boxes of Swiffer cloths that you swear you have not been ordering but keep coming anyway, and your DD cannot solve the mystery of where you apparently subscribed to have them delivered regularly because your way of managing the hundreds of spam emails you get is by deleting all of your messages every few days or so [/quote]
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