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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Back when my sister and I were in our 20s, during a period when my sister didn't happen to be seeing anyone, my mother asked me the following questions (on 3 separate occasions): 1. Since Sister didn't meet her husband in college, where will she meet him? [She seemed truly bewildered.] 2. Do you think Sister is a lesbian. She isn't married yet. 3. Aren't you worried that Sister will turn out like Single Favorite Aunt*? *For the record, Single Favorite Aunt has never married, has a daughter she adopted, and seems to really love her fantastic life. One could do a lot worse than turn out like her. In each case, I told my mother she needed to ask my sister those questions - I was not going to discuss her love life behind her back. The funny thing is that my mother is a raging feminist hippie. [/quote] My mother used to refer to me, not jokingly, to family and friends as her spinster daughter. I got married when I was 29. [/quote]
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