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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]My mom's sex talk: "keep your dress down." That was my entire sex talk.[/quote] Perfect. My Dad thought he was hilarious, so when I would go out on a date wearing a sweater, he would always say "Don't let him pull the wool over your eyes." My mother would just point at me on my way out. [/quote] My mom's sex talk consisted of "Keep one foot on the floor."[/quote]
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