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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I can’t always control it, but [b]mine aren’t stinky. [/b]I assume all of those plane seats are just full of old farts.[/quote]

Uh huh 🤔 [/quote]

Right? It’s absolutely perfect that multiple DCUM posters believe their farts don’t smell. [/quote]

Some farts are smellier than others. Most of my farts don't smell enough for me to notice the smell. Doesn't mean that someone standing right behind me when I farted wouldn't smell it, but they clearly aren't potent enough to really stink up a room.

When I'm on certain medication (hello, prednisone) or recovering from food poisoning, my farts smell super foul. So I can tell the difference.

I do think if all your farts smell really bad, it means something in your diet is making them stink. It's not necessarily bad -- broccoli makes my farts smellier, for instance, and broccoli is great for you. But I do sometimes think to myself "I'm going to skip the broccoli tonight because I will be in a conference room for four hours tomorrow morning with colleagues and I want to bee kind to them."

By your 40s you should know all this about your body -- how alcohol and certain foods and medications impact it. You just have to pay attention and have some self-awareness.[/quote]

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