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[quote=Anonymous]Here's my tip to men who want sex on a holiday: get those kids to bed early. You want sex on Christmas? Get off your keister and get dinner for the kids on the table by 6 at the latest. 5 is better. Play a game with them after dinner. Wife can participate or go relax (the latter is better -- suggest it). Pay attention to what time it is when you are playing with the kids, and set a timer if you need to. Initiate bedtime. Stay on the kids to get in jammies and get teeth brushed, and assume it will require more effort than usual because they will be overstimulated. Get them in bed, on time or even early (especially if they were up late the night before and up early for presents). As you tuck them in, take a sec to quick pick up a few toys or just rust a little. Then ask your wife to come have a drink with you. Or a snack if she doesn't drink. Sit in the light if the tree and talk about the day. Take a moment to thank her for the work she put into making it a good holiday. All of this should be happening before 9pm, cause she's tired. That's your best chance for Christmas nooky. If you aren't willing to do this, don't complain. [/quote]
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