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[quote=Anonymous][quote]Whatever are you prattling on about with this talk of judgment and repenting?

Oh, wait, do you believe that story about a guy nailed to a cross 2,000 years ago who became a zombie?

LOL[/quote]

C'mon now. Be honest.

You have prayed to your Magic Sky Daddy (or Mommy, It is both) thousands of times: 1) for negative STD test results (and the boys of every major fraternity prayed along with you), 2) for negative pregnancy test results (and, again, your prayer partners where the legions of boys you slept with), 3) that none of friends found out you were doing their boyfriends (mainly because your friends would lose respect for any boy hard up enough to take a ride on you), and 4) that your parents (who already knew what a hot mess you are) did not find out about 1-3 above.

The doctors and nurses at your college health center also prayed whenever you walked through the door (which was often) that God would protect them from the pestilence that inhabited your private parts.[/quote]

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