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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][b]Doing the math, it sounds like your son is 24. I urge you to let him live with you for another 5 years.[/b] Not only would you be doing him a great favor, but you'd be doing me a great favor as well. You see, I'd wanted to live on my own since I was 19. But everybody who I asked to help me with that said I would have to get my undergrad degree before I could get a stable enough job. When I finally had my degree at 22, I was glad that it looked like I was apparently about to live on my own, albeit later than I had been hoping. But that still wasn't good enough. Everyone then told me I would have to get a Master's Degree. The only problem is, I didn't have a way to pay for grad school on my own, and everyone I talked to said that their parents didn't help them through grad school. Not wanting to suffer the humiliation of being the only student in college history to have their graduate education paid for by their parents, I kept snatching at job after job, hoping I could just forget about my education and start living on my own anyway. I wasn't offered a job that allowed me to do this until I was 28. As of now, I am probably the oldest person in history to move out of my parents' house into my own house. If, however, your son doesn't until he's 29, he'll have broken my record, and I will no longer bear the humiliation of being the oldest person to have lived at home. Wouldn't it make you feel good knowing you were helping a complete stranger?[/quote]

Same P. Sorry, I just saw that your son was 26. In that case, you only need to let him live with you another 3 years in order to take my humiliation off my shoulders.[/quote]

You need therapy.[/quote]

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