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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Anything that baker has decided to make healthier by reducing/removing sugar or fat. No thank you to weird cardboard applesauce cookies.[/quote] Hahaha! Right? I mean just skip the cookies! I kid you not--one year my mother proudly announced that Christmas dinner would be "LOW FAT!" What?![/quote] One year, my aunt volunteered to host Christmas and decided that the whole meal would be healthful and served room temperature. The only decent thing was a wild rice dressing, but there was also a gorgeous cake on the sideboard for dessert, so we all consoled ourselves with the thought that at least dessert would be good. As she passed around slices of cake, my aunt announced brightly, "The cake is low fat!" It was dry as sawdust, and the "frosting" was barely flavored low-fat cream cheese. On our after-dinner walk, my 10-year-old cousin offered to buy everyone milkshakes with his Christmas money.[/quote]
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