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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]This is 2021. It's time for a remake of James Cameron's 1997 movie Titanic.

The Irish and Italians should be represented in first class in the movie Titanic, even if it wasn't historically accurate, and they were in steerage.

And Denzel Washington should play the part of the aristocrat Mr. John Jacob Astor, a part played by Eric Baeden.

Zendaya should play the part of Rose, a part played by Kate Winslet.

And the engineer Thomas Andrews who was played by Victor Garber (a Hollywood actor who is out and gay) should actually be portrayed as out and gay.

The character Molly Brown played by Kathy Bates should by a transgender woman.

Maybe make the remake a Disney movie and a Broadway musical. 
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We also need differently-abled actors: Marlee Matlin, someone who uses a wheelchair, etc.

Also we need to explore feminism. Include lesbian relationships and undertones. Fly a rainbow flag on the RMS Titanic.

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+1,000,000

Also Rose and Jack are both on the GTBLQ spectrum  … Rose comes out as actually identifying as a man who loves gorgeous dresses and renames himself Robby while Jack declares he is bisexual and can swing with either Rose or Robby or Robby-Rose.

The early scene where the research team searches the wreck of the RMS Titanic and open a safe they hope will contain a necklace with a large diamond - but reveals instead a drawing of a young nude transgender person sporting a, erm, artificial appendage that rhymes with dingo. Robby is brought upon the Titanic and recounts experiences that are played by all the original Hamilton cast.

Rest In Peace James Horner who wrote the Oscar winning score for the original movie but died in a car crash in 2015. In tribute, Lin-Manuel Miranda and Billie Eilish are joined by Jade Mya (Canadian grassy country singer), Lizzo, Lil Nas X, Pabilo Vittar (Brazilian drag artist) and Tyler The Creator (reformed homophobe rapper) in providing a new uplifting musical score for our times. Due to,popular demand, the original show stopper “My heart wil go on” is redone as “They/ them/ it’s heart will go on”.[/quote]

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