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[quote=Anonymous]Accidentally, nearly 20 years ago I ate bird poop. It still makes me sad thinking about it. It was nighttime at a bar in Austin, and I was sitting outside on the patio that had a bunch of big tree branches overhanging it. Some birds, grackles specifically, were in the tree and one of them pooped in my beer. I didn’t notice it at the time but did wonder a little bit when a small drop of beer splashed onto my face. I took a drink and felt something solid slide down my throat. Just as I was pondering what that might have been, my boyfriend (now husband) shouted out that a bird had just pooped on his arm. At that moment, everything clicked into place. I was overcome with disgust and grief. I made my boyfriend leave the bar with me, and we spent the rest of the night at home on the couch thinking of nothing else but the bird poop in my body. [/quote]
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