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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]The sender is getting a tracking message that the package is successfully delivered. What if they ask your neighbor about it? This could be a quite a caper. Ham Sender says to Ham Recipient, "Hey, how was the Annual Ham?" HR says "What ham? I admit, I was disappointed that I was removed from this year's Ham List. I hemmed and hawed, but didn't want to ask you about it. Was it something I said?" HS says, "Well, it says right here that the Annual Ham was delivered on Dec. 17! Do you live at 123 Hamlet Lane?" HR is floored. "No, I'm at 132. Wait....do you think they KEPT the Annual Ham?! Who would do make such a ham-handed attempt at blatant theft? Next year, just send me something from Hammacher Schlemmer. I could use a new hammock."[/quote] 😂😂[/quote]
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