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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]In regards to Hello. I once sent a large email out as part of my job at JP MORGAN to entire company. Was a very important email. The average employee all in with benefits makes around $60 an hour. So it costs $1 dollar a minute to read the email. Or $350,000 per minute. We drafted it in a manner so it could be read on one blackberry/Iphone screen, no scrolling down. Each scroll down would cost us a lot as the email costs the company $6,000 a second. We then bolded and font adjusted the few important words and sentences. Got it down to something you could read in around 5 seconds bringing cost down to $30,000. Unless you are sending out emails to several hundred thousand people in a highly paid company a Hello is fine [/quote] I guess you lost the knack for brevity since that email. [/quote] Pfft! Funny, PP![/quote]
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