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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]My girls are Nancy and Susan. What do you think, OP? I am loving this! Go ahead -- give it to me.
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The KT Oslin song "80s Ladies" fits you a tee. You grew up in the 50s, were a bit of a wild child in the 60s, got married in 1968 and had girls in 1969 and 1971. In 1970 you were pregnant but suffered a miscarriage. You were one of the first in your social group to get divorced in 1978 and suffered deep shame over it. In the 80s you really blossomed and decided you were tired of taking shit off of people. You went back to school and worked your way up at the company you started as a secretary at soon after your divorce. By the time you were 47 you were VP and bringing in nearly a quarter of a million dollars a year. You never remarried because you valued the independence you'd grown into and didn't need a man, but you became quite the fox as you got older and always had plenty of dates. Nancy and Susan grew up to be beautiful girls and married well. You now have 5 grandchildren between the two of them and they all have names like Avery and Quinn. Because you worked and your girls were latchkey kids, you can't help but think the grandkids are all a little too coddled and it pisses you off when they come to your house and can't even work the microwave. It's still hard for you to believe that you're now in your early 60s. [/quote]

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