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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I posted on page 12 and never saw a response.  So, trying again:

DD1:  Maureen
DD2:  Clara
DS1:  David
DD3:  Grainne [/quote]

You were a young and tender age 19 when Maureen was born; your college boyfriend got you pregnant because neither one of you realized the antibiotics you were taking canceled out your birth control. Young and optimistic, you vowed you would get married, raise your child, finish college, and have it all. Well, your husband finished college... you stayed home and raised little Maureen. Eventually you did go to trade school to become a dental assistant. Unfortunately, as so often happens in these situations, you and your husband, Joe, realized that you'd married too young and wanted more out of life. You divorced and though he was more distant than you'd have preferred, Maureen's dad did the best he could and got Maureen on holidays and 3 weeks every summer when he took her to Myrtle Beach with whoever he was dating at the time. Clara, David and Grainne are your children from your second marriage, to the dentist who owned the practice you worked at. Maureen is 12 years older then Clara and was in college by the time little Grainne was born. She's never had much of a relationship with your husband, which bothers you, but he's a great father to the three children you have together so you feel you can't complain too much. Maureen is beautiful and confident in a way you were not at her age, and when she hit 20, you breathed a sigh of relief that she hadn't ended up pregnant and married at 19 like you. You wear a lot of Tory Burch and own four pairs of Karen Walker sunglasses. You get your hair professionally highlighted every 4 weeks and send your younger three kids to private school. You pretend to not be embarrassed about being a teen mom but in reality, you kind of are. [/quote]

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