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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]No one had anything to say about my two snowflakes from forty pages ago, DS Colin and DD Riley?

It's going to be a long day at work, this thread made me laugh all day yesterday.  I hope the witty among us keep it up![/quote]

Colin was conceived on your last round of IVF after the first three rounds failed. You could hardly believe it as you were sure the fourth round was going to be a failure as well and were already steeling yourself for the likelihood of having to pursue adoption. Little Colin was born and life was perfect- until Riley was shockingly conceived au naturel when Colin was just three months old. It turns out, this is a common phenomenon among women who have conceived via IVF but you did not know this at the time. Suddenly, you had two kids and life was more and more hectic. You had planned to be one of those all-organic, no-TV, baby sign language, elimination communication moms but that was when you thought you'd only have one. With two, you just can't handle it sometimes so Riley's first word was "Boots" because she watched countless hours of Dora the Explorer while you scaled your 12 foot ceilings to get Colin off the ceiling fan again. On occasion, you wonder if you ever really wanted to be a mom or if you just wanted the experience of pregnancy, and then you immediately feel terrible guilt for thinking such a thing. Oh, they're sweet kids, Colin and Riley, it's just that you barely settled into motherhood before you had two of them one year apart and and and...[/quote]

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