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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]DC 1: Victoria
DC 2: David 
DC 3: Nora [/quote]

You are a CPA. Your husband is a private pilot, and you used to live in Florida, where your husband worked at the flight school that trained the guys who flew the planes into the World Trade Center. Once, while you were at work Victoria called you and you could hear the nanny giving David his medicine, which you'd already given him. You were very angry when your boss brought up in your review your inability to control your emotions, all because he saw you cry that day. (You fired that nanny.)

You, DH, Victoria and David moved from Florida to MD, and you were much happier here, which is when you got the surprise of being pregnant with Nora. David dotes on her, Victoria ignores her.  You are petite, and you iron your khakis to very sharp creases. You interpret people sharing about their lives with you as asking for advice, but you dole out the advice in a funny way so people don't mind. Your hair is blown out straight but you don't do a great job at it, and it's not shiny. [/quote]

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