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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Lark

Lily[/quote]

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Anyone?[/quote]

You partied most of your way through college and wound up engaged to a douchebag named Scott who you first met at a frat party. He was a business major but decided to go to law school after graduation while you found a job at an association in the city with a lobbying arm. Your engagement went on a year and then three more years, as you became increasingly bitter at your friends who actually seemed to be happy in their relationships. Three months before the wedding was finally going to happen you broke down and ended it. It was the most liberating thing you ever did. You bought a house all on your own and joined match.com. You went on two lame dates and were about to give up when you met your future husband. He's sort of a monster of a guy. Huge hands, huge head, tall, but not fat, but he's so sweet and has beautiful eyes and your connection was instant and extreme. You got married at a civil ceremony one week before the date you had been scheduled to marry Scott.

Lark came along almost 9 months to the day after the wedding. He's got his dad's huge head and fits his name, running wild and cracking you up. Lily came along a year later. She's a dark and quiet little girl who is nothing like you or your husband. She likes to sing along to the 2000s rap music you listen to in the car.

You're  pregnant, and you're thinking about moving to Arizona for work.[/quote]

No, no, a thousand times NO!  :-)  But I will admit you're a gifted raconteur and I enjoyed reading your concoction.  [/quote]

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