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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Every time you have sex with your woman before you get married, put a jellybean in a jar. Every time you have sex after you are married, take a jellybean out of the jar. You will never run out of jelly beans.(Damn sure goes for BJs too, even more so...)[/quote]

Every time your man voluntarily does something that makes your life easier before you get married, put a jellybean in ajar. Every time he does it after you are married, take one out. You won't run out either if you are married to a man like my first husband. The only time he ever did anything that didn't add to my burden was if he thought he'd get a BJ. He'd actually show me that he loaded the dishwasher "so you'd have no excuse." How about loading the dishwasher because I worked all day, grocery shopped, made dinner, and just did homework duty while you played basketball for 2 hours after work?

My second husband and I are having as much sex after marriage as before. [/quote]

Just so untrue in my case. I hardly did anything to make my wife's life easier before we were married. In this case, I'm sure correlation doesn't equal causation, but if you graphed the amount of sex we have over the years along with the amount of work I do that benefits her in some way, there would be an almost perfectly inverse relationship. [/quote]

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