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Reply to "Why do people refuse to be realistic about the consequences of long term relationships? "
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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Every time you have sex with your woman before you get married, put a jellybean in a jar. Every time you have sex after you are married, take a jellybean out of the jar. You will never run out of jelly beans.(Damn sure goes for BJs too, even more so...)[/quote] Every time your man voluntarily does something that makes your life easier before you get married, put a jellybean in ajar. Every time he does it after you are married, take one out. You won't run out either if you are married to a man like my first husband. The only time he ever did anything that didn't add to my burden was if he thought he'd get a BJ. He'd actually show me that he loaded the dishwasher "so you'd have no excuse." How about loading the dishwasher because I worked all day, grocery shopped, made dinner, and just did homework duty while you played basketball for 2 hours after work? My second husband and I are having as much sex after marriage as before. [/quote]
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