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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]God bless them, life is hard, but DC is so full of this stuff I have to comment:

- brown, so much brown.  You think it all matches itself, but it doesn't.  
- backpacks.... There is never, ever an excuse for a grown woman to wear a backpack. Ever. I would literally prefer if you used a target bag as a handbag. 
- merrills
- big droopy breasts.  If they are cylindrical without a bra, wear a bra. 
- the greasy low ponytail.  Dry shampoo or a shower, it's not hard. 
- baseball cap worn with a ponytail without pulling the ponytail through the hole in the back. 
- too tight clothes that you are constantly pulling over your belly to adjust.  You gained weight?  So what, please
Just go buy a pair of pants that fit properly. It's okay, reAlly. 
- drop earrings that are clearly homemade or bought At a farmers market. 
- one cool or edgy item (it's usually a handbag) that is clearly borrowed or a gift because it's the only nice part of your outfit.  Or the only part of your outfit that isn't hideous.  If your parents or sister want to give you a freebee from Nordstrom, but a good bra, not a cool handbag, it doesn't pull your look together, it makes all your other clothes look like the shit they are. 
- women with size 11 feet wearing open toed shoes.  If your toes are the length of my fingers, please don't parade them around
- VPL.  Again, it's okay to gain weight.  But if you do, buy new undies. 
 
Flame away, but women of DC, you have options in life.  Never, ever, choose loose fit capris.  [/quote]

I'm 5'10," former model and I wear a size 11 lol I have proportionate toes but even if I didn't, what type of insecurity must someone have to keep her feet closed in and hot in summer so she doesn't offend hobbits like you?

Also, my Herschel backpack kicks ass, looks awesome as I ride my bike around the city and it's filled with lots of beautiful SLGs :)

You're a twit[/quote]

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