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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Porsche Cayenne: I had to own something with a Porsche badge no matter what and couldn't be deterred by the fact that this car is absolutely hideous. Look at me, I have a Porsche!

Lincoln or Mercury SUV: I cannot afford a Range Rover

Kia: I am too cheap or stupid to buy a Honda or Toyota

Cadillac Escalade: I'm a pimp, a drug dealer, or a soccer mom who thinks four feet from the curb is a good parallel parking job

[b]BMW X5: I'm a social climbing asshole who knows nothing about cars because I want to pay triple digit oil changes for an SUV that has the same sport and off-road capabilities as a UPS truck[/b]

Audi: I bought this car in hopes that its looks and cache could fool you into thinking I'm a good driver as I go 25 mph on a Beltway on-ramp

Buick/Oldsmobile: I am over 75 or inherited this thing from someone who was
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You should hear what BMW mechanics say about them. Clue: don't buy one.[/quote]

The X5 has literally the second best handling in its class, so the UPS truck simile is pretty stupid. Ironically, the PP also insulted the car with the best handling in the class. . . (No, I don't drive either one.)[/quote]

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