Reply to Bad Date Stories For Fun

Forum Index » Relationship Discussion (non-explicit)

Reply to "Bad Date Stories For Fun"

Subject:

Emoticons





More smilies

Text Color: Font: Close Marks

[quote=Anonymous]I am a guy...I have had a few bad date stories.  One I was the offending party, or should I say, my intestines.  I will start with that.
----
I had been going out with her for about 3 weeks.  I picked her up at her place, and we drove to a nearby town (15 miles) for dinner.  I felt fine when we left to go home....but suddenly, I felt the urge (driving on the freeway).  It got stronger and stronger -- you know how it is.  I did not want to shit my self, but came to realize, "ready or not, here it comes".  I pulled over, and went into the bushes, barely making it.  I dropped her off at home; I was sick the next two days with something...102 fever, and full GI issues.

We did go out again, btw.  But it did not last....
----

Another time, the woman was cra-cra.  We met through JDATE.  We agreed to meet at a Bertucci's.  First, she spent the first 10 minutes complaining about her room mate.  I just listened.  Said she is happy to have a date because she needs an evening away.  Ok...Next, we were talking about what to order.  The idea was to share a pizza; I proffered that I do not like chicken.  She says "Who does not like chicken?  you are a wierdo.".  She just complained about this than that....

She then suggested that we go to a nearby bar, which we did.  She ran into friends, and was chatting with them and ignoring me.  After about a half hour, it was 10 pm...I decided to go home.  I walked up to her, interrupted the conversation and said good night.  She said she did not want the evening to end yet, and walked me to my car.  She entered the passenger seat, and said she did not want to go home, could she stay at my place?  I owned a townhouse about 20 minutes from there.  I said sure, but, I am leaving now.  She asked for 5 min to say goodbye to her friends.

10 min later, she comes back, and lets me know she is ready.  She follows me home.  I prepare the futon into sleeping mode.  And I went upstairs to my bedroom to get ready for bed.  At about 1 am, I am woken to a mouth around me....then before I had a chance, she climbed on top.  I was ok with it.  After we were done (and note, no condoms were involved), she tells me that her last BF was a drug user, and he was HIV +.  She did not know her status.  Had I known that

FWIW, the next day, I had the second date with another girl, who went on to become DW.  Because of the ONS DW and I did not have intercourse for about 7 months -- after I was tested twice.

[/quote]

Options

	Disable HTML in this message
	Disable BB Code in this message
	Disable smilies in this message

Review message

Search Recent Topics Hottest Topics