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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Back when I was in my early 20s I went one my only internet date.  I joined jdate and about 5 min later some guy pinged me.  He lived close so we made a date at a local bar.  We started out at the outdoor bar where we talked about dating.  He told me about a girl he met and really liked.  They went out a few times and then she unexpectedly stopped calling him. One day he tried calling one last time and someone picked up.  It was a family member who told him she had died in a car accident.  Weird first date story but OK.

Then we moved to the inside bar and he [b]kept going to the bathroom for long periods of time[/b].  It was so weird. No explanation just gone for 10 min at a time.  There was a table of hot guys who kept looking at me so I went over to talk to them.  I chatted with them  for a bit, gave one of them my number.  He and I ended updating for a few months.

I went on one more date with the original guy.  We weren't a match and I never figured out what was up with all those bathroom trips.

Another time I met a guy for drinks. I have no idea how it came up and I am sure I didn't ask but he ended up telling me that he didn't masturbate b/c he has too much semen and it was too messy.  Even thinking about what he said now makes me want to vomit.  Needless to say I left shortly after.

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Coke.  He was doing lines in the bathroom.[/quote]

I did think it might be drugs but he didn't seem high.  That said I am admittedly clueless about those things.
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Maybe he had bad diarrhea?   :lol:  :oops: [/quote]

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