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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]We get it. You're an emotionally stunted 30 year old woman, and while your little rat of a doggy isn't a trained and certified service animal, you need to bring your doggy with you everywhere you go.

I totally understand that your doggy is your woobie, your dirty stuffed toy, your security blanket. And that while grown and wearing dyed extensions, fake lashes, and Tory Burch flats makes you [u]*look*[/u] like a grown woman, you actually have the emotional stability and social graces of a 3 year old child. You can't leave home without your doggy. You can't be separated from your doggy, ever, and need to bring it with you, otherwise... well, how will you carry on as an adult?  That might require growing up and actually learning to cope without your security blanket, or security doggy. Princess mustn't have that.

Maybe you're just incredibly boring, and have nothing that's interesting or conversational about yourself, and your doggy is all you've got. Or maybe you're an attention whore. But probably all of the above. So please continue to bring your doggy with you everywhere you go, so you can alert those around you how internally stunted and broken you really are. Maybe doggy-kins really is a service animal, in an odd (really odd) way? [/quote]

Haha, I like you, OP. [/quote]
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