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[quote=Anonymous]"she spent the evening explaining all the different ways both she and clarified butter were far superior"

I cannot stop laughing at this. Also love the story about the guy whose car only went in reverse, lol.

I once agreed to go on a mercy date, the guy said we were going to the movies, as we're driving to the (drive in theatre) I said, so what movie are we going to see? Guy says, Erotic Mickey Mouse Adventures. I crack up. He cracks up. We get to the drive-in. Time for the movie. It's called...Erotic Mickey Mouse Adventures and is the stupidest most gross soft-porn type halfass animated movie evvvvvvvvver. I am so grossed out and say it's time to go home after turning down his invitation to sit in the back seat of his car to watch the awesome movie. On the way home he apologizes and says we should stop for a drink. I say ok-soon he pulls over and says he'll be right back and runs into this little old building. I'm wondering where the bar is but stupidly  think he's just checking it out bcause (I'm in high school) and we are both underage.  Anyway, he comes back and says he's got a bottle of somehing and a room for a copule hours  to have  drink in (that was his idea of stopping for a drink). I blow up and say take me home nOOOW

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